How to Annoy and Expel the Demonic Without Hassle

Based on my own experience, as well as some ideas I would really like to apply, I have compiled a list of suggestions that can serve the purpose of greatly irritating the enemy and remaining in the light of grace of our Lord and Saviour.

1. Memorise biblical verses of protection. Some particularly useful ones include:

The Lord will rescue me from every evil deed and bring me safely into his heavenly kingdom. To him be the glory forever and ever. Amen.  (2 Timothy 4:18)

But the Lord is faithful. He will establish you and guard you against the evil one. (2 Thessalonians 3:3)

God is our refuge and strength, A very present help in trouble.
Therefore we will not fear, though the earth should change
And though the mountains slip into the heart of the sea;
Though its waters roar and foam,
Though the mountains quake at its swelling pride. (Psalm 46:1-3)

The Lord shall preserve thee from all evil: he shall preserve thy soul. (Psalm 121:7l

2. Develop a Christian phrase that can be repeated regularly. My favourites are:

Jesus saves me. (This cannot be refuted as it is a timeless present tense for “everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.” (Romans 10:13))

I am for Jesus. (This is a double edged sword against darkness for it indicates that your will is aligned towards Jesus. It also shows that you belong to God. Very effective.)

3. Prayer to be almost constantly on your lips or in your mind.

The Lord’s Prayer.

Our Father, which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy Name. Thy Kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, As it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, As we forgive them that trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, But deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom, The power, and the glory, For ever and ever. Amen.

St Patrick’s Breastplate (partial)

Christ with me,
Christ before me,
Christ behind me,
Christ in me,
Christ beneath me,
Christ above me,
Christ on my right,
Christ on my left,
Christ when I lie down,
Christ when I sit down,
Christ when I arise,
Christ in the heart of every man who thinks of me,
Christ in the mouth of everyone who speaks of me,
Christ in every eye that sees me,
Christ in every ear that hears me.

4. Play hymns, prayers or an audio-bible on multiple devices in many rooms. This will certainly irk any unwelcome entity, particularly if you leave it on a constant, low volume if you need to have a break. A choice selection includes:

https://youtu.be/3FNX1xmq0S8 Six hour house cleansing.

https://youtu.be/TXxcaXfnoXE Eight hour Benedectin Exorcism Prayer

https://youtu.be/QoB4Mc8O6HE Eastern Orthodox Exorcism Prayer

https://youtu.be/PjVmLIrzMEQ Eastern Orthodox Exorcism Prayer

https://youtu.be/GNtwWW27qgc Derek Prince Deliverance Prayers

https://youtu.be/x8BB3pAcZ5g Spiritual Warfare Psalms

https://youtu.be/SQl1KxDZPSM New Testament Audio Bible

https://youtu.be/se0Y0_NDGdU Hymns of the Faith

5. Some practitioners believe that the walls and ceiling should be washed with salty, blessed water. Other resources regarding house cleansing can be found here:

https://wordpress.com/page/onlinechurchforchrist.com/576

With glee I seek to irritate the enemy, in the hope to make the home environment as uncomfortable as possible for it to ever reside within. But I do so under the protection of Christ and without hatred.

Insights into the Demonic Realm

For our battle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the world powers of this darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavens. This is why you must take up the full armor of God, so that you may be able to resist in the evil day, and having prepared everything, to take your stand. (Ephesians 6:12)

A few insights I have gathered in my research and personal experiences include the following:

1. Do not confront the demonic on their home ground. Exorcists are taught to take the demonized to holy or consecrated ground.

2. Never attempt an exorcism by yourself. One always needs the prayers and spiritual support of others. Also, people may question your conduct if you confront a demonized person in isolation.

3. Ignore ‘parlour’ tricks. Demons will use tricks to terrify the unsuspecting – feats of strength, revelation of secrets, temperature changes and threats. Be safe and confident in the shed blood of Christ.

4. Use the authority of Jesus – not your own name. Demons do not recognise the authority of humanity. By the authority of Jesus and His blood, you may command the unclean spirits.

5. Demons ignore doctrine and dogma. Command only in the name of Jesus – not by the power of free will, predestination or conditional salvation.

6. Do not use the name of a demon out loud unless commanding them to leave by the authority of Christ. Using the name out loud in common talk or in jest will attract the entity. Avoid watching horror movies as the demonic finds this inspirational (hell porn).

7. Demons consider humans as incredibly stupid. We have the revelation of God and Christ, a new covenant, yet we prefer the antireligious religion of humanism. Near Death Experiences involving sinners and non-believers often show that:

a. The dead are told and understand the reality of God’s holiness and justice – God’s judgement is good and just.

b. Demons laugh at the blindness and stupidity of the damned. The torments are unimaginable. Some people believe that they are in paradise, then things go horribly wrong. Common accounts show homosexuals are chained together in a lake of fire and that practitioners of witchcraft devour their own flesh. Regardless what the humanist thinks is fair and just, God has the final word.

c. Escape and resistance against the powers of hell are futile without Jesus. Marines and other strongmen are amazed by their weakness.

8. Demonic phenomena can be seen as:

a) infestation (localised haunting of a house or place);

b) obsession (a Christian is attacked mentally or physically by demons). The thoughts are not your own – ignore them and hand them over to Jesus.

C) possession (a demon or demons reside in part of the personality or mind of their victim in the hope of gaining full control of their consciousness).

9. PSYCHICS are easily fooled by demons who feed them mental impressions of sweet, innocent children and thereby hide their true identity.

10. If you want to be an exorcist, then you are probably not suitable for the role. Exorcists are called by God, through the church or other means. Well-studied Christians have failed badly because it was not their calling.

Stand, therefore,
with truth like a belt around your waist,
righteousness like armor on your chest,
and your feet sandaled with readiness
for the gospel of peace.
In every situation take the shield of faith,
and with it you will be able to extinguish
all the flaming arrows of the evil one.
Take the helmet of salvation,
and the sword of the Spirit,
which is God’s word.
Pray at all times in the Spirit with every prayer and request, and stay alert in this with all perseverance and intercession for all the saints.

Ephesians 6:14-18